Where a Plethora of Precocious People Preempt Perennial Projects to Partake of Potent Potables Per Annum Pretending their Portending of Party Practice Precedes Present Problems Prostrate at the Porcelain in Prayer only to Participate again Posthaste in a Particular Participatory Party favorite of Pushing a Pod of Preoccupied Party People into a Petite Potty to Partake of a Punctual Precise Pouring of a Particularly Potent Potable.
Come One, Come All!  The Event Is Never Small!

2007 EVENTS

July 4th Events
June 29th is the 12th Annual Parker Golf Tournament celebrating July 4th.  It will be played at Selva Marina starting at 10:30am.  Tee times to be decided.  $55 per person gets you the golf and the fun times we are sure to enjoy (digging divots, shafting shots, hitting trees, breaking clubs and/or tossing them into the lake, etc.).

July 1st is the most celebrated 23rd Annual July 4th Parker Party.  23 years has to mean something to someone.  Maybe it just means we are getting old, but the party must go on.  We will tip off at 1pm on Sunday the 1st at the Parker Party Pad for Perpetual Partying.

July 4th is the Fireworks Bash at the Turner Beach Pad.  9:30pm is the fireworks, but the whole day will be worth the stay.  Enjoy the party and the beach at the same time.

Quinn Turns 2!
Quinn celebrated his second birthday this May!

Other birthdays on the horizon include Josh (16 on June 17), Eric (13 on July 6), Emma (4 on July 17).  Then of course there is the old fella (see above)

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David and Jackie Celebrate the BIG FOUR-OH (NO)!!!
Though March 11th was the real day, Mother Parker, family, and friends conspired to surprise the s**t out of the quatro-ten-genarians.  Turner dug up some friends not seen in years and thought to have actually fallen off the edge of the earth...no, the earth is round, thank goodness.  Entertainment was provided by Josh Johnson, guitarist extraordinaire, and his band, Kid Dangerous.

 
2006 Events

TIME TO RUMBLE!
Where will YOU be for this year's classic?  Parker's will be tailgating, extensively, so contact Stephen, David or Dan to find out where the best food and beer will be before the big game!

October 28 

Kickoff 3:30 p.m.

Alltel Stadium                                            

Stephen's Favorite Girls:  Reide, Cindy, Rainey Zimmermann
Quinn Celebrates The Big ONE!
Click HERE to check out some pics from Quinn's first birthday celebration!
 

2005 Events

Dan & Ashley give birth to Quinn William Dawson Parker !!!
 
2004 Events
The Parkers Are Off To The Homeland!

We've just returned from our various vacations in Canada and all points in between.  Check out the pictures

HERE!

 
Emma arrived at 4:19 pm on Wednesday July 16, 2003.

Happy and healthy, she was 8 lbs 1 oz and 20 inches long and beautiful!!!  The best looking baby girl in our family!!

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JACKIE HAS DISCOVERED THE GENDER OF BABY PARKER!!!!  CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE BABY PARKER PAGE FOR REVEALING INFO!  ALSO, WE HAVE A NEW CONTEST SEGMENT.  ENTER THE WEIGHT OF THE BABY AT BIRTH!!!!
 

2003 EVENTS

  
JULY 4th 2003 COULD BE THE LAST PARTY AT THE PPP!  We need to make it a memorable one.  Already in the works:  J4 annual golf tourney, J4 party (on a Friday this year, how fitting!), J4 TOGA.  If you haven't been to a J4 weekend at the PPP in many years, this may be your last shot.  CLICK FOR INVITE!!

SKI COPPER! - March 2003 was the date of the annual ski trek, this year out to Copper Mountain Colorado.  And the pictures are IN!!!!
2002 EVENTS

  • Pacific Northwest!! - Florida Parker's head for fun in Seattle, Olympic National Park, Vancouver & Victoria, British Columbia.  See the spectacular scenery here!!
  • Ashley & Dan Marry!! - Yes, it's not a misprint.  The dynamic duo finally said "what the hay."  See all the glory.  (Looking for more pics people!!  Send them to us!)
  • LAKE TAHOE '02 - Oh my goodness!  What a snowfall as poor old Stephen took his total lifetime 14 hours of snow driving experience into the blizzard and cliffs surrounding Tahoe.  See if he survived!!
  • UMBERTO MARRIES! - The marital madness continues as Robi Torelli married Janet Denny on June 8th!  See the exciting photos!
 
2001 EVENTS
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1997 Events
1996 Events
July 4th Events
  • There have been a ton.  We'll supply some info and photos for your viewing pleasure.
 

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