PLEASE SUBMIT THE WEIGHT OF THE BABY IN THE FORM OF POUNDS AND OUNCES.  FYI, JOSH WAS 8 POUNDS 6 OUNCES.  Also, the baby weighed in at 2 pounds and 4 ounces and measured 15.9 centimeters on March 31st a full 8 ounces and 3 centimeters longer than average at this time.
	Name, Gender, WEIGHT, & DATE Contest
THE GENDER IS DISCOVERED, BUT THE NAME, DATE, AND WEIGHT OF THE BABY IS YET TO BE DETERMINED.  MAYBE YOU CAN BE THE LUCKY GUESSER.  SCROLL DOWN TO SEE THE RESULTS THUSFAR.
IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO JOIN IN THE THRILLS.  THOUGH THE GENDER IS DISCOVERED, THERE ARE STILL THREE OTHER EXCITING CONTESTS TO BE A PART OF.  FILL OUT THE FORM BELOW.	THE GENDER IS REVEALED, CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT THROUGH THE REVEALING VIDEO TAPE.
	MORE PHOTOS HAVE COME IN.  CLICK HERE FOR THE LATEST SONOGRAM PHOTOS FROM MARCH 31, 2003.  THESE MAY CHANGE YOUR WEIGHT GUESS.

It's just THIS simple.  Please place your votes and side bets IN THE FORM below.  By the way, for those of you who have guessed the Gender incorrectly, please put some new names in for the purposes of the Name game.

Baby's Weight Pounds: Select Lbs... 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 Ounces: Select Oz... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 Baby's Name (guess 1): Baby's Name (guess 2): Date of Birth: Time of Birth: Your Name: Your Email: Comments:

You guess the correct Gender and your opposite (ie you vote Boy and you are voter 1, then voter 1 voting Girl is your opposite) is your Beer Beeeeatch for the day on July 4th.  If you and your opposite are not in the same location at July 4th, then you or your opposite are indebted One Beer Beeeeatch Evening for the other at a time so chosen by the victor. You guess incorrectly and your opposite gets to treat you in the same fashion as mentioned in the previous rule.
You guess the name correctly and you get a 6-pack or equivalent of your choosing from Jackie because she has a book of only 6000 names and can't figure out what to name the child girl or boy. Guess the Weight of Baby Parker including Pounds & Ounces.  Josh was 8 pounds and 6 ounces at birth, if this helps any.  Also, the baby weighed in at 2 pounds and 4 ounces and measured 15.9 centimeters on March 31st a full 8 ounces and 3 centimeters longer than average at this time.  This contest has been personally endorsed by Ed McMahon. Guess the weight or be the closest to the weight and Jackie buys you a six pack or equivalent of your favorite beverage.
Guess the Date and Time (for tie-breaking purposes) or be the closest and Jackie will throw a six pack or equivalent of your favorite beverage at you.  The Doctor currently says July 9th. The Deadline to enter is anytime before Jackie gives birth.  This is currently predicted to be July 9th.

Small Print:  In the event you have no opposite on the list, Rob Turner will invent something for you to do. Click here for a special picture of our newborn.

# Boy Name1 Name2 Date Time Weight Lbs. Weight Oz. Girl Name1 Name2 Date Time Weight Lbs. Weight Oz. 1 Rob Turner Seymour Beavers George Campbell Jr./Mike Remo Jr. July 3 1:10 pm     Mike Remo Felicia Selena July 11 2:28 am 7 10 2 David W. B. Parker Landon James MacKenzie Katy Ruth MacMillan Baab Jamal Paige Emma Katherine July 9 Noon 8 6 Janet Torelli Grace Sarah         3 Jon McClow Porter Peter July 1 7:30 am     Naomi Larrabee Melissa           4 Cool El Dave Jr.           Rob Torelli Haven Dixie Normous         5 Bryan Arroyave Bryan           Scott Finkel Dixie Cupps Alota Fagina July 6 5:04 am 8 1 6 Ralph Snerdgirten Fird Okbas July 8 9:15 am     Dick Fitzwell David Walter July 11 10:15 am     7 Thom Richmond One Hung Low           Layne Gehris Anna Amanda July 5 3:06 pm     8 Ashley Parkland Smeagol Katherine Anna June 30 July 8 2 pm 11:03 am 6 10 Dan Parker Car Sharon Cox July 23       9 John Gehris Dave Jr. Dirk Diggler         Mike Danhour Jamie Lynn Alez Bien July 13 Noon 7 13 10 Stephen Parker George William July 13 8:05 am 10 6 George Campbell Posie Anna Kournikova July 6 1:15 pm     11 Kitty Fitzwell (MLP) Little Umberto           Lauren Principe Jacquina Baquina Brooke or Lindsay July 4 5 pm 6 10 12 Chris Parker Buck Walt July 10 9:57 am     Heather Balchowsky Jessica Tandy Galadriel Cassie July 13 6:51 pm 7 9 13 David Owen Mike Hunt Dave (not Jr.) June 26 4:08 am 10 3 ^ These people get to have < these people serve them throughout the July 4th event. 14 Judy Larrabee Caleb Daniel Jack Posey Elaina Emily Daniel Jack George Helena Chrystelle Amber Angela July 1 4:32 pm 7 10 Post Gender Discovery Contestants # Participant Name 1 Name 2 Date Time Weight Lbs. Weight Oz. 15 Mirian Bellido Christiel Alessandra July 16 12 noon 7 7 16 Josh Johnson Sherry Leslie July 13 5:13 am 7 9 17 Bob Parker     July 5 7:45 am 6 2 18 David F. Parker Catherine Mercer Alana Mercer July 4 3:30 am 7 13 19 Michael Terbrueggen Rhubarb Zydekool Howlin Henry Jeff June 30 Lunch Time 8 10 20 Michele Moorehead Jazzmin Electra July 19 12:42 am 8 2 21 Marlene Pack Daisy Patunya July 15 9:30 am 8 10 22 Doug & Nikki Wilks Cleopatra Sydney July 7 midnight 7 14 23 Mollie Altick-Magill Elizabeth Jennifer July 12 7:14 pm 9 2 24 Evelyn Hewett Hope Yolanda "Yo" Carson Catherine Bee Bee July 9 2:45 pm 8 9 25 Beth Dwyer Emma Jean Sara July 3 3:00 am 9 1 26 Jessica (fr Bowling Green State) Janaline Katherine July 13   6 11 27 Stevan Jones Shaquitha Davidette W.B. July 11 7:11 am 8 4 28 Mike Torelli Amanda Karen July 13 7 pm 7 4